Hello. My name is Jeff. I am, relatively speaking, a pretty moral guy; I don't lie, I don't steal, and I don't scam people. I treat other humans with respect, and do my best not to make life harder for them. I barely even cheat in video games. However, according to US law, I should be a felon.
Why, you ask? Because I play DVDs, listen to music on my portable audio device, occasionally want to print out an e-book, have installed windows, and print numbers in blog articles.
Mein Gott, I'm a monster.
